Johnny Cursive is a Geek

I go to lengths so I don't look like one, but i'm still a geek no matter what I do.

I play Magic: The Gathering and went to the Rise of the Eldrazi prerelease tournament last Sunday and I had a major blast. I play competitively at times. But I don't go to events unless I spritz some cologne on. Unfortunately a moshpit of male geeks doesn't really bode well to the olfactory. I really like to be one of the very few guys in a fresh shirt and smelling bathed.

Sometimes in my dreams I play DOTA and formulate my spell combination for Kalel the Invoker. And I've stopped playing over a year ago.

I like Glee, so I must be a gleek too. I've done song arrangements and mash ups 5 years before Glee came on. "Mash up" was simply called a fancy medley before it got a fancy monicker. Michael Jackson, Jamiroquai, Oasis, Jason Mraz, etc. I always assign myself the easy baritone spot, of course.

I became a finalist in the Philippine Web Awards back when I was in 7th grade. Websites + scrawny kid + thick glasses = let's forget about that phase.

I shaved my head, ditched my finger-thick eyeglasses for contacts and went to the gym to look cool but I had to concede. Everyone knew that I was a geek; I can't believe it took me longer to accept my nerdness than my faggotry. Possibly because the latter is what got me laid.

10 coumouents:

Galen said...

hindi ako papayag na ikaw lang ang geek. Ako rin makikigaya. Hahaha!

Wait for my entry, tingnan natin kung sino mas geek sa atin LOL!

Johnny Cursive said...

hahaha! hindi ko na nga nilagay ang mga kung ano ano pa dahil di na ko makahinga just reliving the whole thing. Tinigil ko na agad baka lagnatin ako :-P

masaya yan marami tayong geekloid hehe

arkin said...

they say, geeks are aliens!

and i think that's better than loser nerds like me. :)

Herbs D. said...

mm.. 6 mana costs for those skills aint that bad. omg. a new planeswalker! XD

i wonder what else are new. havent been playing magic for a while...

ʎonqʎʇıɔ said...

geeks are cool. haha plus they say geek shall one day inherit the earth so.. i'm sticking to my vote.

Dhon said...

Being Geek is in! ;)

engel said...

nothin' wrong with being one.

nowadays, alot of people find geeks hot!!! =D

icarusboytoy said...

you remind me of this guy i hang out with (straight) who used to be a fat 4 eyed geek back in college but who now is 'cool'- shaved head, gym bunny, nice sports gears. although i doubt he watches glee. hehe

/iambrew said...

if geeks look as hot as you then IHEARTGEEKS na! hehehe...

victor said...

"Everyone knew that I was a geek; I can't believe it took me longer to accept my nerdness than my faggotry. Possibly because the latter is what got me laid."

Apparently, judging from the above comments, one can now get laid out of being a geek, too. But whuddabout nerdery? Surely the two aren't the same? LOL.