How I Know I'm Gay # 1

It was June 5, 2010 – I was hanging out with sidekick and my good friend K and we decided to watch Sex and the City 2. 3 straight-acting, straight-looking boys and needless to say, it felt like we were entering a gay bar; you enter the movie without a girlfriend to watch Carrie Bradshaw and you got the scarlet letter screaming “fag”.

K wanted to buy a smoothie before the movie but it was taking him too long. I’m sure he was just talking to one of the guys he met up with earlier. We were going to be late for the movie so I called him and threatened him that he will have to enter the Sex & the City screening alone. Terrified, he immediately ran back to us.

Watching that movie wasn’t my scarlet letter. It was what happened while watching the movie. Midway through the movie, after Carrie Bradshaw stepped out of her apartment to meet Mr. Big, I audibly whispered in surprised enunciation,

“Whoa! She already wore that Newspaper print dress by John Galliano for Dior back in early 2000 and she’s wearing it again!”*


I’m glad my other closeted companions didn’t impale me with a stiletto. *FACEPALM*

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* I should note that my memory of this dior newspaper dress is a result of a photographic memory that pieced images from one of few episodes I've seen, another from a CNN special, and another from the movie. Not because I am a fan or am I in any way sartorially savvy.

12 coumouents:

Eternal Wanderer... said...

fag.

yun lang.

AHAHAHAHA

Jaytee said...

u should always have a beard with you when watching chick flicks. haha

soltero said...

ahaha..at least u know ur fashion! lols!

hmmmm as a closeted gay guy, wonder why was i never into SATC?? :P

Darc Diarist said...

love! hehe

Boying Opaw said...

talo pa ang pa-girl at cross-dresser ko na room mate. panalo ka, girl! hahahahaha.

Johnny Cursive said...

Hahahaha. Bawi nalang ako lols

Johnny Cursive said...

***I should note that my memory of this dior newspaper dress is a result of a photographic memory that pieced images from one of few episodes I've seen, another from a CNN special, and another from the movie. Not because I am a fan or am I in any way sartorially savvy.

I'm a faerie but not by THAT much. Bwahahahaha (defensive)

Ex Jason said...

No need to defend yourself. No one here is about to judge you. =P

Classic, btw. Lol. I watched this with some of my girl friends and I WOWed with them. Good thing I'm not that closeted, I was able to go all out. =P

Guyrony said...

Admit it you are Bryanboy's apprentice. :)

Johnny Cursive said...

nah, bryanboy didn't want me. Haha

Bryanboy gets my respect but he has lost his original charm. Papalitan ko na sya. nyahaha

wanderingcommuter said...

with that profile pic, i know you are a true bloom fashion forward. hahaha

Anonymous said...

I remember that dress, too. She wore it when she apologized to Natasha for that affair she had with BIG. But whether or not you're a fan, you do have to admit, that dress is absolutely fabulous. ;)