Wanting Pussy

I have decided to get a new cat since my pet Joey Tribianni died a couple of months ago. Joey was a deaf albino cat and was a fantastic predator of mice. That was until he went back to the mud as vikings used to say about the dead.

Not my cat but the kitty's got mad skillz! My future cat ought to learn the same.

I am now choosing between purchasing a Persian or Siamese breed from Arranque market because apparently that's where the cheap pets are. I wouldn't want to aggravate my brother's rhinitis so I might have to go Siamese. They prolly sell them cheap to compensate for the inclusion of fleas, intestinal worms and all sorts of diseases hidden under their cuteness.

Or I might actually adopt a cat from the animal welfare society (PAWS). For an adoption fee of 500 pesos, I get myself a dewormed, spayed and vaccinated cat. It's so much cheaper, and it's an altruistic act that I've so very little of lately. The cat is definitely just your average street cat. Sans fleas, but with what it might have gone through, it might be carring some emotional baggage.

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Nasabon ako last friday ng boss ng boss ng boss ko. I felt my weiner slowly turn into pussy. I felt so accomplished.

4 coumouents:

thecuriouscat said...

mura lang pala kumuha ng pet dun? ma check nga

Eternal Wanderer... said...

i am allergic to pussies.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

ʎonqʎʇıɔ said...

i'd get a cat but mine just gave birth. i think what PAWS is doing is just wonderful. i'm a cat person myself and i've seen how little some people think of our feline friends. :C

victor gregor said...

"Sans fleas, but with what it might have gone through, it might be carring some emotional baggage." Just about the exact perfect feline for me. LOL.