Awkward Boners

The messenger bag is the ultimate gift to manhood. It has saved me countless times from awkward boners from college until now. Commuting by jeepney or tricycle meant sitting on a major vibrator and imagining a naked Madame Auring did not always soften my stiffy. It also meant I couldn't readjust my bratwurst with other passengers around. During these dire circumstances, the messanger bag has always been my security blanket. It's always covered the tent that my rod would spontaneously pitch. Thank heavens for it.

 John Legend clearly didn't get the memo that dry humping & linen pants on stage don't match. He gets my respect though. Major creds for my homie!




I forgive Jean Claude Van Dame's atrocious acid wash jeans.


Not sure if college wrestling allows messenger bags in the ring though.





And there's a whole lotta bevy of boners here.Most guys have not yet discovered the main purpose of the messenger bag. I can't believe it's still thought of as just a sack to store and carry stuff.

11 coumouents:

rudeboy said...

Hahahaha I saw the JCVD dancing boner a while back, but the wrestling boner was hottah.

As for John Legend: meh.

Herbs D. said...

okay. thats like. the most. random. website. evar.

Herbs D. said...

p.p.s. i cant believe i just wasted 30 minutes of my precious life looking at boners. this is all your fault johnny!

paci said...

i was about to say 'oh' then i thought of saying 'oh my' but i ended up with an 'OH MY MY WHAT THE..BONER!!!'

iurico said...

ang cute naman... nung bag.

john stanley said...

awkward, indeed. made me thought how i dealt with mine.

thecuriouscat said...

haha dami ko tuloy naalala, mas mahirap itago pag nka boxers ka at wala ka dala bag

wanderingcommuter said...

indeed that head down there has a brain of its own...

Padsiefoot said...

I remember not wearing anything under my pants and my baby tiger came alive.

Ang awkward.
Ang sakit.
Ang hirap.

LOL

citybuoy said...

lol saved me many times sa mrt

Anonymous said...

Interesting how something as funny as this can actually become something memorable and in fact beautiful. Jean Claude Van Dame probably is a beautiful example of a male-product of evolution. This should be a kind of achievement for him. He's a model for something, at least.

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