Awkward Boners

The messenger bag is the ultimate gift to manhood. It has saved me countless times from awkward boners from college until now. Commuting by jeepney or tricycle meant sitting on a major vibrator and imagining a naked Madame Auring did not always soften my stiffy. It also meant I couldn't readjust my bratwurst with other passengers around. During these dire circumstances, the messanger bag has always been my security blanket. It's always covered the tent that my rod would spontaneously pitch. Thank heavens for it.

 John Legend clearly didn't get the memo that dry humping & linen pants on stage don't match. He gets my respect though. Major creds for my homie!

I forgive Jean Claude Van Dame's atrocious acid wash jeans.

Not sure if college wrestling allows messenger bags in the ring though.

And there's a whole lotta bevy of boners here.Most guys have not yet discovered the main purpose of the messenger bag. I can't believe it's still thought of as just a sack to store and carry stuff.