My Little Bisayang Baklita -- The Other Baby Gaga

Oh young Jedi, you are. And the force is strong in you as in grabehhh!

My cute 4 year-old cousin from Mindanao is a baklita. Lady Gaga on the radio got him to dance like a Pussycat Doll. I know a good dancer when I see one and this little baklita could dance. Fuckballs he's already learned the nuances of making sure his toes are pointed, his knees are locked, butt out and shoulders relaxed. In his mom's motherfucking heels. Nalokah kami ng ermats ko. Putangina tumutuwad pa talaga. At mermaid daw sya nung pumunta kami sa beach. Anovuzzz ambata mo pa my little cousin. Mahihirapan ka magkaboyfriend nyan paglaki mo.

Oh how it runs in the family. I hope you grow up to be a happy faerie, little Jedi.

12 coumouents:

Mac Callister said...

hahaha!nakakaaliw naman siya!!!

RainDarwin said...

OMG !!!

young shalala!!!

Marhk said...

ampotahness napatumbling naman ako sa batang yan? at ang mudra mega kunsinte lang hahaha

jc said...

mukha syang babae on that pic infairness. hahaha!

Yj said...

and who am i to say that there's something wrong with this?

kung sa edad nuebe eh, nadonselya na ako hahahahaha

go giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl!

Anonymous said...

in fairness, kahawig ng pinsan niya. echos lang.

Nishi said...

haha! award! the all-consuming force is taking over the family. =D

Eternal Wanderer... said...

your cousin should take tips from "angel locsin"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Unknown said...

Wow, posturang postura pa lang eh may promise na. Ingatan ang legs at may potential!

Muahness from Pasig Citehh!

Mike said...

hahaha! nakakaloka naman yung naka-heels sya!

Mike said...

hahaha! nakakaloka naman yung naka-heels sya!

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