How I Know I'm Gay #3: Church Edition

I wasn't trying to be blasphemous or anything. I'm a pretty good practicing Catholic for a 26 year-old faerie. But yesterday when I went to church alone, while I wasn't fully focused on the mass, I absent-mindedly mumbled the prayers: "Panginoon, hindi ako karapat-dapat na magpatuloy sa iyo...ngunit sa isang salita mo lamang ay gagaling na aketch." Halos tumambling ako sa kinaluluhuran ko ampotahh.

My next prayer was me wishing that I didn't pray that loud enough. My faggotry just got confirmed in Church.

16 coumouents:

fox said...

bigla akong humagalpak ng tawa dito!!! hahaha


naalala ko yung isang nagpapakamachong gay (mapinta). he was singing a randy santiago's song which goes like this.. "bababaero, bababaero, bababaero daw AKETCH!" lols

Bloiggster said...

napatumbling akech sa kakatawa! hahaha

jc said...

paaaaak! panalo hahaha!

Mu[g]en said...

Man, you really, really need to hang-out with the straight guys! Wahahahaha!

Yang si partner-in-crime mo ha sobra-sobra ang pagcoconvert sayo. Pakisabi nga na exclusive lang sa amin ang swardspeak.

Johnny Cursive said...

@ fox: ma-LSS ako nyan pota haha

@ bloiggster: natawa nalang din ako sa sarili ko amputa talaga

@ jc: epic fail nga eh :P

@ mugen: di pa naman ata nasosobrahan. Healthy levels of swardspeak exposure pa lang naman hehehehe

Eternal Wanderer... said...

vaklitah ka nga.

LOLZ

AkoSiMiguel said...

Winnie Cordero!
Naloka ako dito. Hahahhaha :D

JasonPaul said...

at kelangan ko lang talagang mag comment dahil natawa ako nang todo.

joelmcvie said...

And the proper response for that is, "Amentch!" O puwede rin, "Tarush!"

Johnny Cursive said...

@ Ternie: Oo nga eh! Hahaha

@ Miguel: Yung katabi ko sa simbahan baka nalokah ren kung narinig ako nun

@ JP: apir tayo jan ;)

@ Mcvie: Tarush! Oy miss ka na namin :D inom ulet! Ang lapit lang namin sayo eh

Momel said...

"Panginoon, hindi ako karapat-dapat na magpatuloy sa iyo...ngunit sa isang salita mo lamang ay gagaling na aketch."

Ahaha, that got me. That fucking got me. It was sudden, and there was that darling element of surprise to it. Ahaha, hijo de puta, thanks for the laugh!

Cheers Johnny Cursive! Muahness from Pasig Citehh!

Sean said...

kung ako katabi mo, mapapatili ako ng confeeeermed.

lol @ fox's babaero

bunwich said...

panalo! wahahaha

soltero said...

kaya talagang nkktakot magbasa ng mga blogs ni MissChuni, Carrie, Iurico, Yong ahahaha, during unguarded moments bka bigla ka mapa blurt out ng mga ganyan ahaha :P

Johnny Cursive said...

@Momel: You're welcome, idol! Cheers!

@Sean: Confeermed talaga ano pa nga ba haha

@bunwich: ako fail ako hehe

@soltero: Oo nga eh! Within a year's time andami ko nang natutunan :D

Seth said...

natawa talaga ako dito ^^