Johnny Cursive =/= Jude Law

Back in college, my pretty classmate from social anthropology approached me and told me that I looked like Jude Law. Say what? Shut up bitch I don't fuck the yaya. A couple of years later, when I was on my first job, my flirty gay officemate told me that I looked like Jude Law too. Fast forward two years to a couple of hours ago and one of the staff told me to continue growing my hair out so I could look like Jude Law. I think the moon shines brightly enough every two years to make the minority think that I could remotely resemble Mr. Law. I told a friend of mine what those few people said and I got a laugh and accidental spittle on my face; I know, right?! I’m not sure how I should take it – I mean, come on – Jude Law is a highly successful Hollywood actor and that can only mean that I am his barely there nice try third world panget version a worse actor.


I remember Pokwang saying in an interview some time ago that an American mistook her for Lucy Liu. Pokwang is Pinay and Lucy Liu is a Hollywood actress. Jude Law is a Hollywood actor. Under these guiding principles of analogy, ako si Pokwang with a functioning dick.

21 coumouents:

Eternal Wanderer... said...

hmmm. pwede, pwede.

na ikaw ay isang pokwang with a functioning dick.

lolz

Johnny Cursive said...

@Ternie: IKR!! ang mahalaga functioning hahaha

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Carabrant said...

At least ipinareha ka sa hottie. Eh kaso, ang madalas sabihin saking kamukha eh si Epi Quizon. >_<

Carabrant said...

Sorry for the typo. It should be "Eh ako".

Desperate Houseboy said...

wow, bigla kita minahal dun tol. Jude Law ka pala eh. ako kasi pang local, Dennis trillo na me halong christian bautista kaya ang lumabas eh Long Mejia, kawawa naman ako. :(

ericthespaceoutjunkie said...

napadaan lang po.. hehe. naging crush ko si jude law nun dahil sa Closer.

i think johnny cursive's crushworthy. ;)

john stanley said...

functioning ba talaga?

tanungin ko nga si... choz!

Momel said...

Orrr, left to my own devices, I'd call you ako Pokwang that's simultaneously a dick. Of course, I kid, Johnny Cursive. You're far too sweet, and I'm just being a jerk. But then, have you ever thought about it? There might be a semblance of truth to these repetitions.

I seriously think that Pokwang and Lucy Liu were separated at birth. But the third world representative had it hard and could use a little finesse.

Cheers, Johnny Cursive! Mabuhay ka! Muahness from Pasig Citehh!

ENGKANTADIYA said...

bigla akong napaisip... hmmm.oo nga.. may resemblance ka nga ni Jude Law.. the first time i saw you sa gerry's grill trinoma ni pilyo... snob ka pa nga that time eh.. hehehe

Johnny Cursive said...

@ Carabrant: Ahaha naku ako ren nung highschool tinawag na Epi Quizon kasi payatot na malikot daw ako nung hs hehe

@ Desperate: Hindi ko maimagine kung paano lumabas si long mejia kay dennis trillo at christian bautista!

@ Eric: Nyak thanks :P nacrush ko si Jude law nung robot sya sa AI.. Parang ang weird ata nun

@ John Stanley: Echusera ka! :P

@ Momel: Hehehe I could be a dick! Gemini ako eh so if I'm nice, I'm only half nice hekhekhek. So yeah there would be a half semblance but I try hard to keep my evil side tucked safely away from the populace :P

@ Engkantadia: Sinong engkanto ka? Ikaw ba si Mugen or si Fafs? Or si Pilyo ka ba? Hindi ako snob nun, nahihiya lang ako at nangangapa palang at andami kong nakapa! CHIKA

Anonymous said...

Can i be your nanny? hihihi! ;))

Yj said...

ahahahaha there was a time na inlab na inlab ako sa hayup na yang si Jude Law... dahil sa kumurap talo niyang frontal nudity sa The Talented Mr. Ripley... kaya naman inipon ko lahat ng mga movies niya on DVD at pak na pak ang frontal niya sa Wisdom of Crocodiles....

kaya siguro kailangan kong makita ka ng hubad para masabi ko kung kamukha mo nga siya... hihihihihi

char!

DonCholo said...

hmm hindi rin, mas hot si Johnny cursive.. (nagpapalibre? LOL)

RainDarwin said...

O cge kikilatisin ko kung saan kayo magkamukha ni Jude Law.

1. kilay
2. ilong
3. lips

Dick kaya magkapareho rin kayo? (ching)

dark_knight said...

oo hawig mo nga siya.. lalo na sa AI na movie..

Johnny Cursive said...

@anonymous: basta may health insurance at sss why not =p

@YJ: i am now searching for those films, screencaps and vid clips. Lol.

@doncholo: ay! Apir tyo jan mahal na kita bibilhan kita ng serge tska goya

@rain & dark knight: d pa rin, malayo! Gusto ko si angelina jolie kamukha ko =D

Vhincci Subia said...

i love this post! much! nice... :D made me smile, laugh and everything!

Klaus said...

Haha I get what you mean. Like, I guess some people see resemblances and some people don't?

Vajarl said...

I had to steal that Pokwang/Lucy Liu image. I'm sorry. I can't help myself! Hahahaha.

Nhil said...

Even with the beige-color paint you put in your photo, I could still see the similarities.

Okay, so I'm weird but I could like, imagine how your eyes look like and then looking at your face structure, and yeah compare them with Jude Law's... yes, you look like him. A little.

Isn't that cool? Cause I think it is.

Great blog, by the way.