Johnny Cursive has an empty Wishlist

I am in front of my office PC right now thinking of what to put in the 2 separate excel wish list spreadsheets in our shared drive: one file for my staff’s gift exchange and one file for my boss and colleagues. I’ve been thinking for a couple of hours now and I haven’t really put anything in them.

My wish list last year included an Asos jacket, a metal Skullcandy mic & earphone set for the Iphone and a couple of jazz-era oxford dress shoes for work. It included photographs, product codes, exact price and where to buy.


Those aren’t in my wish list for this year anymore. I can’t seem to find anything to put in my new wish list. I’d hate to be corny but being a freshly-partnered dude, my mundane wishes have taken a backseat. I’m already getting more than what I’ve wished for.


I apologize if my entry has stimulated any sort of gag reflex. I’ve had the history of eliciting gag reflexes from boys but usually not from my writing.