Life's Question #3: Double Streaming Piss

It used to be one of my questions, this double streaming piss. A friend of mine verbalized it in Facebook today though, and I was nothing short of amused at the little discussion. Transcript below:



Robi's status:
Why is it when guys piss, sometimes it's two streams?

Juan Carlos: HAHAHAHA
12 hours ago · Like

Mark: Thats called a shot gun....double barrel...lol
12 hours ago · Like

Christian: dude, what kinda of a question is that? :)
12 hours ago · Like

Robi: Dude, shotgun spray is so not what it should do. I hate it when the streams are so far apart that you end up urinating on both sides of the toilet seat. Annoying! I mean what is a penis for if you can't aim properly damnit!
12 hours ago · Like

Ike: Small observation, American men seem to lift the toilet seat up to piss more than Pinoys. I'm I wrong, and if so, why is that?
12 hours ago · Like

Christian: what it is for? primarily to shag, then to piss.
12 hours ago · Like

Robi: ‎@Christian: Haven't you ever wondered? It's like one of the great mysteries of life.
12 hours ago · Like

Christian: ike: cuz we dont care about the next person even if he has to sit on it. :)
12 hours ago · Like

John Joe: after sex pee. Watch "Me, Myself & Irene" morning after scene
12 hours ago · Like

Robi: ‎@JJ: haha I remember that scene. Thing is It's not just after sex, it happens randomly. WHY?!!!
12 hours ago · Like

Robi: ‎@Ike: haha I do lift the seat up always and it's all because of the double streaming.
12 hours ago · Like

Ike: Robi, to answer your question, during urination two streams of urine may be obvious — one coming from the urethral opening and the other from the site of the abnormal opening (fistula).
12 hours ago · Like

Christian: double-streamer! why do one if you can do 2? right?! :)
12 hours ago · Like

Robi: Someone should make a wide toilet bowl for double-streamers.
12 hours ago · Like

Christian: ‎"double-streaming-toilet, with auto-cover-lifting-button or sensor"
12 hours ago · Like

Robi: No wait, I have a better more economical idea! A pissing funnel!
12 hours ago · Like ·  1 person

Christian: ‎... and "butt-hole bio-metrics" for easy auto-user-setting-customization"
12 hours ago · Like ·  1 person

Robi: Patent it! We'll make millions!
12 hours ago · Like

Robi: ‎@Ike: Thanks for the explanation, now I can go to sleep at night and will not suffer the fear and anticipation of double-streaming whenever I take a leak.
12 hours ago · Like

Ike: Peeing should be easy, if its painful or if you feel blockage you may have a UTI or kidney stones. Not fun.
11 hours ago · Like

Robi: I want to patent urine accessories like the Pissing Funnel (for double-streamers), a Pissing Scope (that you attach to your pecker for better aim), and a Pissilencer (still working on this idea)
11 hours ago · Like ·  3 people

Robi: ‎@Ike: thankfully no pain, just remorse when things get messy.
11 hours ago · Like

Natasha: Robi, You crack me up!!! When are you coming to visit?
11 hours ago · Like

Marlo: Time to get a haircut?
10 hours ago · Like

Gino: please come to market already with these products! it's about time! another similar problem: peeing with a hard-on, and what's worse, double-streaming with a hard-on
10 hours ago · Like ·  1 person

Franco: Oh my god, Rob and Chris, I can't believe you don't know the answer to this question. Really? Really?
10 hours ago · Like

Franco: There you go... JJ got it.
10 hours ago · Like

Robi: ‎@Franco: Dude, it happens more often than the morning after sex. One time, I had 3 streams. Messed up, right? I mean, maybe I have a mutant penis or something.
9 hours ago · Like

Franco: ‎3 streams?? Holy fuck, that's one wide penis hole! Your penis hole might actually be the size of an infant's vagina.
9 hours ago · Like

Tim: The trick is make your little soldier your puppet before going and make it say AAAAHHH nice and wide before you pee. Barring that, you might have a little gallstone lodged at the tip.
9 hours ago · Like

Johnny: Yep one of my life's questions too. I think u forgot to clean up el jizzo again lol
9 hours ago · Like

Robi: ‎@Timito: haha Or maybe it's just dried up jizz that causes it to spray like that. Who knows? Kinda reminds me of those upgrades you get in those 16-bit shoot-em-up games from the 90s. Mom, I hope you're not reading this.
9 hours ago · Like

Robi: ‎@Johnny: Green minds think alike!
9 hours ago · Like

Tim: It's exactly that, rob! but you said it happens more often than after sex, which either means you don't wash up and keep your snake jizzed up all day, or you have a problem. ;P
9 hours ago · Like

Robi: ‎@Franco: Thanks for the image man. It's been seared into my mind forever.
9 hours ago · Like

Robi: If word starts to spread that I have a mutant penis, that's fine by me. Just don't give details. "Mutant Penis" should be enough information.
9 hours ago · Like

Robi: ‎@Timito: I practice good hygiene kaya! Nababara lang siguro minsan.
9 hours ago · Like

Winner: coz there's a pube stuck in the eye of the penis
8 hours ago · Like

Robi: ‎@Winner: It's like somebody's placing a small, invisible finger at the opening in a "sssh" manner so that when you urinate, it separates into 2 streams or as I affectionately call the phenomenon, "The Victoria Court Logo Effect".