To Spot a Budding Faerie

My 1 year old Baby Gaga cousin (from the previous post) was singing again this morning. I approached to play with the fella and as I was stroking the little guy's hair, he pulled my shirt up to peek undernearth. I was still trying to figure out what he was doing until he asked, "dodo?"

My eyebrow jumped a foot above my head. Oh dear buhjeezes.

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When I was 6 years old, my Yaya took me out for a haircut. The barbershop was closed so she brought me to the salon instead. La Parlorista held out a blue barber cape in his perfectly manicured hands while he looked at me in a way that was boring into my soul. I sat there, bewildered. La Parlorista put the blue barber cape back into the cabinet and pulled out a pink cape for me instead.

8 coumouents:

Eternal Wanderer... said...

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Mu[g]en said...

Ohh so it is our gift to see... our future?

Momel said...

It looks like La Parlorista was right all along. But then, let's see how her astounding gaydar will fare with this new breed of homos that refer to themselves in a bi/metro/tri million confusing ways. I met with this really cute 22 year old Chinese kid who had no complaints when the cocktail hostess referred to us as girls. All of us, including this really cute 22 year old Chinese kid next to me.

So I looked at him, and I was like, "WHAT? You too??" And he said, "Yeah," like I just told him it will be raining today.

red the mod said...

Train him well, you must, this young Paduan. For its strong, it seems, the force in him.

Manech said...

That parlorista was sharp. Three snaps in z formation.

hondafanboi said...

chusera frog ang parlorista pero oh well... ganun talaga... it takes one to know one... chinky!

Ex Jason said...

Lol. Siya na ang oracle.

At bakit naman naisipan nung bata na dumodo sayo? Laki boobs? Lol.

wanderingcommuter said...

gifted with an evolved form of gaydar! hehehe